I will give a scientist $100 to help me through this transition period in my life. I have found myself waking up in the afternoon and falling asleep minutes before the sun comes up. I need help getting situated into this new world and if I don’t like it, help me transition back into normal person behavior.
Email me post haste!
Where is Casey Anthony when you need her? — Joan Rivers on Children
me trying to reach my goals in life
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Can’t get this Sangria down fast enough
Sunlight. Harry could almost cry at this simple gift of the universe. If it weren’t for these awful people, he would cry, but he must not show weakness, or else they’ll hand him his ass. — Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, 2001
Talk dirty politics to me
The Monday after a long weekend is always a real pisser.
WHY IS THE SEAT ON THE WOMAN’S SIDE UP???
And while you may be thinking
You can’t, because he has a boyfriend.
See the video here.
For real though.